Thread: Dogs vs Wives
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Default Dogs vs Wives

On Jul 7, 12:28*pm, John H wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

*1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

*2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

*3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

*4. A dog's parents never visit.

*5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

*6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

*7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

*8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

*9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

*10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper & give them away

*11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

*12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

*13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

*14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

*15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.


This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.