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Hairy Kraut

In article ,
says...

Harryk wrote:
Wayne B wrote:
On Mon, 09 May 2011 11:54:28 -0700, wrote:

On Mon, 09 May 2011 14:48:00 -0400, wrote:

On Mon, 09 May 2011 13:56:55 -0400,
wrote:

John H wrote:
Note the fine print: "Giant Gas Rewards points will expire 30
days from date of issuance." So, all
Harry has to do is spend $1000 at Giant in 30 days, and within
the same 30 days he can save $1 per
gallon on gas.

So, in order to get a $1.00 per gallon discount, you must spend
$1000 to earn 1000 points.
Gee, what a math whiz...

Just to add to the fun:

Every week, I spend the following at Giant on our indoor pets:

Petfood $ 30
Clean Litter $ 52

That's $82 a week x 4 weeks = $328. That's 328 of 1000 points.

How many cats do you have?
I'm guessing he has two? I spend about 1/2 that on food. I buy the
litter in bulk and it lasts forever.

Harry takes in strays when he's not busy being clever and articulate.
Nothing but the best for Harry's widdle puddy tats.

That's right, w'hine. We take in stray kitties and give them a decent
home, food, health care and affection. We also help human families who
are going through hard times.

I know *that* isn't the conservatrasher way to which your types adhere.
We who work for a living don't have a choice. We are forced to help
"human families who are going through hard times" including the losers
on welfare that do nothing but breed more children and hit the crack
pipe. The states pushing for drug testing of welfare recipients should
have no problem passing those laws or we have a bigger problem.

Harry could settle this buy showing us his gas receipt where he got
$1.00 off per gallon.