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I_am_Tosk

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On Mon, 09 May 2011 11:54:28 -0700, wrote:

On Mon, 09 May 2011 14:48:00 -0400, wrote:

On Mon, 09 May 2011 13:56:55 -0400,
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John H wrote:

Note the fine print: "Giant Gas Rewards points will expire 30 days from date of issuance." So, all
Harry has to do is spend $1000 at Giant in 30 days, and within the same 30 days he can save $1 per
gallon on gas.

So, in order to get a $1.00 per gallon discount, you must spend $1000 to earn 1000 points.

Gee, what a math whiz...

Just to add to the fun:

Every week, I spend the following at Giant on our indoor pets:

Petfood $ 30
Clean Litter $ 52

That's $82 a week x 4 weeks = $328. That's 328 of 1000 points.

How many cats do you have?

I'm guessing he has two? I spend about 1/2 that on food. I buy the
litter in bulk and it lasts forever.

I was just curious. I have a 100 pound dog and he only eats about $15
a month in food, plus whatever he gets from our meat scraps. I spend
more on dog treats.
Every good deed gets a "cookie". The up side to that is he is getting
a lot more civilized. Not bad for a "3 time loser" at the pound.

Based on that, 200# of cats = over a dozen fat cats - if any of it were
true.

Well, he made it up

If he really had bought all the stuff he said he
did, he would have known that half of it wasn't eligible, even more, he
wouldn't have gotten the discount he based the whole lie on in the first
place...

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