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Canuck57[_9_]

On 02/05/2011 11:08 AM, wrote:
On Mon, 02 May 2011 10:23:50 -0400,
wrote:

May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

WASHINGTON – In what historians are calling an unprecedented
development in American politics, both major parties decided today to
cancel the 2012 election.

The decision to scrap the 2012 contest came on the heels of a new poll
showing President Barack Obama with an approval rating of one hundred
percent, believed to be a record high for an American president.

Mr. Obama even polled well among Republicans, with a majority of GOP
voters agreeing with the statement, “I no longer care that he wasn’t
born here.”

The new bipartisan spirit sweeping the nation was captured well by House
Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who tearfully told reporters, “This is a
great day for America… oh, leave me alone, goddamn it.”

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump made no official
announcement, but sources said he was considering running for Prime
Minister of Canada.

The cancellation of the election comes in the aftermath of the death of
Osama bin Laden, whose last words reportedly were, “I knew I shouldn’t
have signed up for Foursquare.”

Of all the major news networks, Fox News did not report news of bin
Laden’s death, saying that it would air cartoons “until further notice.”

In Libya, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi issued the following official
statement: “Uh-oh.”

In North Korea, President Kim Jong-Il said this: “I have lost my last
friend on Facebook.”

And in Wasilla, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said this: “We must
find and kill Osama bin Laden.”

It reminds me of when we were going to cancel the 1992 election
because of the victory in Kuwait ;-)

By the summer of 1992 the public was saying "who have you conquered
lately"?

Now, if Obama could kill Ayman al-Zawahiri or Abu Ayyub al-Masri next
fall he would be coronated

I am sure Osama is in hell. But could be still laughing. Helped
accelerate US debt dysfunction into a debt spiral. A lot of economic
hurt with the obscene amount of inflationary money creation for debt is
coming.

Added to the cause of the depression even f only a small part. Drain
the infidels a trillion here, a trillion there...all debt funded.

But good the idiot will rot in hell.
--
I can assure you that the road to prosperity is not paved with
fleabagger debt.