Sketchy reports everywhere.
Islamabad first report now they said Afghanistan?
Promote the Troop that did it to General.
Give him bin Laden's 70 virgins and the keys to the Detroit Mayor's Office.
Dig a big pit and fill it with 100 proof and pigs blood and pork scraps
and barbecue the sob. Prepare him proper for where he's going.
In front of the Islamic Victory Mosque site in NY.
Candy might be in short supply.
What should everyone bring to throw?