On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 18:57:09 -0400, John H
wrote:

This will certify that John Leo Herring has not smoked cigarettes for ten years,
three months, four days, 18 hours, and 56 minutes. This has resulted in 187339
cigarettes not smoked, saving $28,100.61 and a great reduction in his Global
Warming Carbon Dioxide Footprint. Furthermore, this will provide him an
additional 1 year, 40 weeks, 6 days, 11 hours, and 35 minutes to spend his
daughters' inheritance.

I quit in December 1974.

What are the stats on that ?