A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that
we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6
weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of
the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in
4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out
half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest,
and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you
are way behind us....in the USA (about 2 year ago) we grabbed a person
From Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him
President of the United States, and now....... the whole country is
looking for work!!!!!!"