Harryk wrote:

I am.

http://tinyurl.com/4djx36n

That's just too far to swim.

Got my "unshrinkwrap" date scheduled, along with an approximate
relaunch date and visit from dealer's mechanic. How far away can April
be, anyway?

After looking over the poster names and header titles of the kazillion
posts I "missed" while away, I decided the best approach would be to
not read any of the posts, so I simply marked the newsgroup as "read."

If that offends anyone, well, I'm glad!
Do you really think anyone cares what you read here?