View Single Post
  #1   Report Post  
posted to rec.boats
Canuck57[_9_] Canuck57[_9_] is offline
external usenet poster
 
First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Oct 2009
Posts: 6,596
Default Bill Gates, Bernanke and Obama


Bill Gates, Bernanke and Obama we on a plane, and fate had it the plane
crashed.

At the pearly gates and angel came out and said your three, for those
with real power and money we treat you special. Over here.... they all
smiled as they like being pampered.

The angel asks Bill, have you left any debts behind? Bill awnswer, "No,
but I left $40 billion to my estate and some to charities in an ongoing
perpetual trust.". The angel says good man, you were honorable, even
employed 10,s of thousands, you go through the gate to heaven....

The angel asks Bernanke, have you left any debts behind? Bernanke
answers, not my doing the $9.5 to 14.5 trillion was... Angel asks, why?
Well, Obama made me do it. The angel says that is a lot of coal to
shovel in hell, off you go.

The angel asks Bernanke, have you left any debts behind? Obama answers I
have left a few million to my family and debt free. Angel asks but how
did yet get the money? Obama asks, some back room deals. Angel says
you are a jiving again. You follow Bernanke. Obama asks, does that
mean I have to shovel coal? Angel answers hell no, with a mouth like
yours we expect you to blow on the flames!

--
Socialism is a great ideal as long as someone else pays for it. And when
no one is left to pay for it, they all can share nothing.