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Jessica B Jessica B is offline
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Default I sailed this weekend, did any of you pretenders sail?

On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:01:31 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Bob" wrote in message
...

Don't you pay attention. In a post elsewhere Jessica wrote that she was
'early to middle' thirties which would indicate to me she is 33 or
thereabouts - quite the perfect age for a woman. I doubt she goes around
using teenybopper talk.


:: Its not teenybooper talk its what most 20-35 year olds use on the LEFT
:: coast. Now since ur n da bible thumping republican belt of misguided
:: angry beliefs I suspect your not in the main channel of contemporary
:: culture.

I wouldn't be a cruising sailor if I were, now would I?


:: oH, I forgot, the other word used in place of the archaic word "cool."
:: That would be "sick" as in: that Ingrid 38 was sick! Its sort of a
:: play on the 80s "bad" as in: that was ****in bad..... meaning they
:: really liked it.

Saying, "That's sick" is way out of date - nobody uses that anymore.


I use rad or phat sometimes.



Bob
BS MS Communication


BS stand for Bull ****, Bob? LOL!


:: nope.... Butt Sex.

Not a good place to come out of the closet, Bob. LOL!


At any rate, it should as you apparently
know nothing about real live women who post to Usenet and how they
communicate.


:: That has got to bethe most telling indication of JB character. What
:: normal woman posts to a "Usenet???"

Hey, she said she was interested in sailing or cruising so she found a
sailing group and started posting. What's so suspicious about that? And, if
you can't tell already, Jessica is no 'normal' woman. She's a superior,
highly desirable, evolved goddess of a woman. Get a clue!


It's highly suspicious don't you know! Sounds like the conspiracy nuts
are out in force!


You should be ashamed of yourself. You have the privilege of
the company of an extremely superior woman,


:: Ya, after a 1 1/2 years of crew changes through NOLA I can certainly
:: believe I'm sure JB is a superior woman. I just wonder how she hides her
:: candy... if you get my drift.

Nope, I don't get your drift at all. But, don't be going around insulting
such a fine woman or it might go ill with you . . . She's been known to
smack people with a baseball bat. LOL!


Hides my candy??? I'm sure that's his way of saying doesn't put out or
something.

in every conceivable way, here
in your newsgroup and you commence to cast aspersions upon her veracity.
Why, I have the very best of mental (and physical) stimulation just
communicating with her. You should try to enjoy her as she is and not try
to
change her into something she is not. That kind of thing doesn't get a man
very far with a woman. If you're not willing to accept a woman as she is,
then it's best you just move on as trying to change a woman is an
invitation
to disaster.
Wilbur Hubbard


:: Okay Wilbur. SInce I am a true conservative who has voted Democratic
:: for decades

If you voted Democrat even once, you are NO CONSERVATIVE.


I AGREE!

:: I shall follow your advise and the Democratic plank of
:: tollerance and acceptance of TBGL. Yes, ppl from every part of the
:: rainbow are normal and of course I will follow Lady Gaga's advice. As
:: Lady Gaga says both in her new song release and the name of her
:: upcomming tour titled: "You Were Born That Way." I too will accept
:: Jessica b and Willbur
:: Shall we call your new relationship
:: Jessibur
:: or maybe
:: Wilica ?



That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. But remember, he who laughs last laughs
loudest. Since Jessica is no sock puppet of mine, it is already evident that
I shall get the last laugh.


Wilbur Hubbard