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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 13:27:00 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Bob" wrote in message
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"Jessica B" wrote in message


If I have an overheated imagination lately it's probably because of
JessicaB. That girl is about as perfect as any I've run across in
decades.
She has little or no trouble seeing you pretenders for what you are.
That
alone makes her highly discriminating and ultimately desirable. If only
I
were about 25-30 years younger I'd have to seriously pursue her.


I wonder what that would be like... Flowers, candy (nah, well, a few),
cinnibons, help with a shampoo - like in that movie with Nicole Kidman
(without the rampaging murderer though)?


Ok, I'm really off to the gym...


Help with a shampoo - now that's hot! I'd certainly like to do that.
Especially if you were all relaxed just back from the gym!!! I haven't
seen
the movie you referred to, though. Neck, ears, shoulders and (shorter)
female hair are so sensual. Turns me on just fantasizing about it.


Wilbur Hubbard



My dear colegue Willbur:

I THINK IM GOING TO PUKE!

Willbur I have to hand it to you. your ability to create a personality
is very good. But THis Jesica B charcater still has a bit of your
voice in it. If you wish I can cut some Jessica phrases and compare to
yours if you like, It may help in your future
attempts at an online pseudonym love fest.

Bob






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A bit of my voice? And, what does that prove other than the lovely and
talented Jessica B and I have similar thoughts and outlooks on life. I
dislike the term "soul mate" but "kindred spirit" seems to fit. You have to
admit Jessica's a hottie in every way. She sounds like the perfect woman to
sail with.


Wilbur Hubbard


I don't like soul mate much either... I am willing to learn about
sailing, as long as there's no yelling.