"Jeff Morris" wrote:
You buy paper towels that have a centerfold?

"JAXAshby" wrote:
...also a centerfold from Viva

(Frank Maier) wrote:
Ewwww, gross, Jeff. Now I'll never again be able to buy (or use) Viva paper towels!

rhys wrote:
I believe Jax finds them more effective than Kleenex when typing
one-handed to boating newsgroups. Perhaps that's because he once faced
a 'mutiny' on the Bounty. G I believe he's considers himself the
"quicker picker upper" in any case
....snip...

Snort! Keyboard!

Man this is getting to be an expensive thread. First, I need a new
keyboard and now there are *two* brands of paper towels I'll never
again be able to use.