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On 1/17/11 5:44 PM, I am Tosk wrote:


So, this guy is walking down the street and goes by this biker bar. In
front of the bar is a Harley with a girl sitting on the back. The bike
is running and the girl is bouncing around as the bike runs in a rough
idle, thumpty thump, thump.... The girl asks the guy to please turn off
the bike.. The guy says "I'm sorry, I don't now how and I am not gonna'
touch some bikers bike anyway and keeps going.. A few minutes later
another guy walks by as the biker chick is bouncing on the seat, and
again she asks the guy to please turn off the bike! The guy says "sorry,
I don't know how to turn the thing off, and leaves the girl bouncing on
the American Iron.... Thumpty, thump thump.. A few minutes later another
biker pulls up and starts walking by and sees the girl bouncing on the
bike and asks her, "hey lady, do you want me to turn that thing off for
you"? The girl is now slouched down a bit on the bouncing seat with a
bit of a smile and replies, "no, just kiss me"..


I'll bet that's how it is in your kitchen, eh?