*e#c wrote:
I am a first-class asshole with no life. I have nothing better to do
than **** with decent people. I apologize for my recent behaviour and
I hope y'all will forgive me. I shoot so much heroin that I can't
control my actions. I promise to attend church, find God, and destroy
my demons forever.

Scott Secord Dickson
London, Ontario
If you were posting from Google it would be believable.