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Default Dear Tim...

On 1/3/11 8:33 AM, Tim wrote:
On Jan 3, 7:29 am, wrote:
On 1/3/11 8:27 AM, Tim wrote:



On Jan 3, 7:17 am, wrote:
Told ya...I sent your info off to Nigeria and...


You're a winner:


NTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.
Reference Number: BMW/2551256008/07


DEAR TIM:


You have therefore been approved of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred
Thousand Great British pounds) and NEW BMW 7 SERIES 2010 MODERN CAR. The
car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for one whole year, that
is, till the next promotion in 2015. It also comes with a one year
warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station
worldwide.


DESCRIPTION OF PRIZE VEHICLE. YEAR: 2010, MODEL: 550i M Sport Saloon


Be informed that because of your location, we will not be able to make
shipment of the car because of Custom duty charges which you might not
be able to pay therefore we have converted the 7 series BMW customized
Saloon car to cash worth 75,000 GBP (seventy five thousand pounds)
making the sum total of cash that will be delivered to you worth
575,000.00GBP (Five Hundred And Seventy Five Thousand Pounds).


Now, how the guys in the UK got your info...I just don't know. :)


Don't forget my cut of the winnings.


omigosh! And I thought those were fake!


You were wrong, grasshopper.


Oh man, THANKS! I have a plan now. Once I get my cut, I can surely
find somebody that has a load of Enron stock left.

WOW! I'll be in taller than tall cotton!


Not to worry...I called your broker and told him to diversify your
portfolio into Enron, Montgomery Ward, and housing mortgage warrants.
You're on easy street now.