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On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 14:50:37 +0200, "Willem Van der Voort"
wrote:

An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks
once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing
some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing??'

The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three
knots
'

'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean??'

She says,
'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money
back.



Good one. Now who is that bearded man. Not santa clause is it?


Dont know, its just a picture I found

73

Willem