"Secular Humourist" wrote in message
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The Dr. Dr. Dr. wife and I are planning on decommisioning our 36'
Zimmerman-like lobsta boat for the winter soon. So, we decided to host
one more event for all of the high-up politicians and other Washington
elites. They have all commented on how great our soirees aboard are, so
why not? Usually we have a famous chef flown in, then have the freshest
and best ingredients flown in from around the world waiting for him. My
question is, does anybody know how long it will take for me to get *South
African lobsters* flown in? I will have a helicopter on stand-by at the
airport for when the plane gets in.


Only a dumb Floridian would take lobsters from around the world when the
Canadian Maritime provinces have the best.