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On 9/20/10 11:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
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On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:21:02 -0400, Secular Humorist
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On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
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On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
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On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
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If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.

I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.

Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out
of you..snerk

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OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...

Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you!

You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden
shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club!

He's obviously never played golf with straight guys.

What is a "golden shower?"

Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the
little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it...

Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the
track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are
violence-prone little ****s...like you?

Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you

So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you?

Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man.

Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and
your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of
motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk.

Whose chosen moniker comes from a sci-fi fantasy. He's too afraid to
dress up like those Trekies you see on the news so he puts a vinyl
suit on a putts around a mud rink pretending he's riding in his space
pod.

Yeah, and what's wrong with that? BTW,plonk

What? Putting on a plastic suit to putt-putt around a mud rink while
pretending you're driving a space pod?

Oh, nothing. When my kids were little tykes, they sorta did that at
amusement parks...pretend they were driving a space pod...

Let me know when your family members are racing in the tourist trophy
events at the Isle of Man...the best motorcycle races in the world.