On 9/20/10 11:36 AM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:21:02 -0400, Secular Humorist
wrote:
On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In , says...
On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In , says...
On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
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If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.
I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.
Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out
of you..snerk
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OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...
Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you!
You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden
shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club!
He's obviously never played golf with straight guys.
What is a "golden shower?"
Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the
little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it...
Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the
track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are
violence-prone little ****s...like you?
Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you
So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you?
Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man.
Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and
your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of
motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk.
Whose chosen moniker comes from a sci-fi fantasy. He's too afraid to
dress up like those Trekies you see on the news so he puts a vinyl
suit on a putts around a mud rink pretending he's riding in his space
pod.
gosh, I just looked that up..."tosk" indeed:
From wikipedia:
A damaged unidentified vessel from the Gamma Quadrant docks at Deep
Space Nine for repairs. Its reptilian pilot, who only identifies
himself as "Tosk"...Tosk attempts to steal weapons from DS9 and is put
in a holding cell.
Uniformed aliens come through the wormhole, break onto DS9 and cause a
major phaser battle. As the uniformed aliens later explain, Tosk was
bred to be hunted by them and has spent his entire life preparing. Kira
suggests that Tosk ask for Federation asylum but the alien does not do
so. As much as he detests this practice, Sisko believes that under the
Prime Directive he must release Tosk to the aliens. However, security is
noticeably slow in responding when O'Brien helps Tosk "change the rules"
of the hunt and escape, a reference to the Kobayashi Maru. Tosk's
would-be captors are injured in a trap laid by O'Brien, who redirects
Tosk to safety. Although Sisko chastises O'Brien per Starfleet
regulations, he too is glad to see Tosk escape.
And so, he moved to an industrial park in Connecticut, and took up
mudhole racing.
Thanks for the tip!