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Default Golf madness

On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
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If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.

I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.

Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out
of you..snerk

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OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...

Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you!

You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden
shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club!

He's obviously never played golf with straight guys.


What is a "golden shower?"


Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the
little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it...



Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the
track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are
violence-prone little ****s...like you?