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On 9/18/10 3:53 AM, jps wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 02:06:58 GMT, "A.Boater"
wrote:

Oh, right, dumbass.

http://www.thelocal.se/392/20040913/

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9k...der-in-lo_news

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/...der-09-17-2010

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/ju...crime.ukcrime1

Or would you like to continue the evil gun crap?

Thanks but no thanks, I'll continue the evil gun crap.

JPS,
Please talk to my Harry. He has guns in the basement, and is
threatening to use them on anyone who knocks on the door. I have heard
him talking on the phone and pulling the trigger. While I have not
heard or seen any evidence of him using the gun indoors, I am worried he
might be playing Russian Roulette.

I haven't banished him to the basement because of his fixation with
guns, but if he ever gets upstairs privileges, I definitely would not
allow him to bring them upstairs. My undergrad thesis concerns guns as
a substitute phallus. It appears that gun owners have substantially
smaller penis's than non gun owners. Since Harry has an extra 20 inches
around his middle, he genitally looks more like a vagina than a penis.

ROTFLMAO!!

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seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...