OO.T. RNC Name Change
The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican
Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc
Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects
the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts
production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you
a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.
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