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Default Big surprise in the mail !

On Aug 31, 5:33*pm, John H wrote:
I got this today, and had to share it. What a thoughtful person, sending a thank
you letter to her subjects:

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

* * Dear American People:

* * * * For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of
* * * * my country. I want to thank the hard working American people
* * * * for paying $242 thousand dollars plus additional expenses for my
* * * * vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family
* * * * friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful
* * * * time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in
* * * * a $2,500.00 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. We only
* * * * booked 70 rooms for our friends, staff and family. Thank you
* * * * also for the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service
* * * * personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for
* * * * at all times.

* * * * Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip
* * * * and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. It costs
* * * * only $11,500 per hour to operate Air Force 2 and each additional
* * * * plane for the other members of our party group. These are only
* * * * rough estimates, but they are close (who's counting?). That's
* * * * quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so
* * * * we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel
* * * * efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined
* * * * carbon footprint.

* * * * I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put
* * * * food on the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate
* * * * your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon. I was really
* * * * exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in
* * * * Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.
* * * * Will write more from Martha's Vineyard where we will spend our
* * * * sixth vacation this year with more of our family and friends.

* * * * Cordially,
* * * * *Michelle Obama

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.


Some other spoofing asswipe already posted this drivel.....but you
DIDN'T know that.