On 8/23/10 12:00 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Secular Humanist" wrote in message
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On 8/22/10 8:07 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 8/22/2010 2:01 PM, Secular Humanist wrote:
On 8/22/10 5:59 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in
front of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the
lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the
basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young,
their
eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called
his PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that President
Obama should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media,
have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her
basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time
followed
by vans from ABC, MSMBC and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then President Obama
got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends
out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans and Tea Party."

Taken by surprise, President Obama stammered, "But... but...
yesterday,
you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes
open"


Yawn. Did you attend John Herring's Church of the Incredibly Stupid
today?

Nothing worse than a blind stuck on democrat with no humor.




You want funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ene75RM3w

Nope. Not compared to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1s4fj-5zlk




Ahh, yes...forgot about that gem. One can only wonder about Beck's true
fans...can they be as wigged out as they must be to think he deals in
reality? Wait...John Herring used to pimp Beck's shows here...