Noah
"Harry ?" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Harry ?" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Harry ?" wrote in message
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Noah's Ark
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to
be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with
the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.
ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
rainbow waiting.
TWELVE: God helps those who help themselves.
There you go. Splain that to the rest of the liberal pukes.
I don't have to. They're not generally caught up in praying for miracles
or claiming God told them to do something like the right-wing crazies.
Congratulations. You let the assholes here turn you into anathiest.
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I'm the real Harry, and I post from a Mac, as virtually everyone knows.
If a post is attributed to me, and it isn't from a Mac, it's from an ID
spoofer who hasn't the balls to post with his own ID.
Fortunately, you know very little about me.
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