Many of the faithful Democratic Umma of North America may not be able
to make the Haj to Mecca, however, they will easily be able to visit
one of Islam’s most sacred shrines that marks one of it’s most
significant victories, the Barack Hussein Obama Al Queda Victory
Mosque at Ground Zero in New York City. When approaching the sacred
site, one sees the nineteen massive pillars to the memory of the
fallen nineteen martyrs of that day on September 11, 2001. He then
ascends the sacred Nancy Pelosi steps to the Shrine itself. Upon
entering, one sees vertical shafts of sunlight meant to evoke the
knowledge that the World Trade Towers of infidels have been replaced
by the light of Islam. Tiny motes of dust in these shafts of light
are meant to remind the pilgrim of the infidels who jumped from the
flaming towers rather than accept the glory of Islam. Looking up to
the vastness of the dome interior, the faithful Dem will see images of
aircraft leaving the falling WTC towers carrying the souls of the 19
martyrs to their reward in paradise. Even the smallest detail of the
shrine evokes the victory of Islam on that day; the toilets and
urinals are made to look like New York City Fire Department helmets.
Upon exiting the Barack Hussein Obama Al Queda Victory Mosque at
Ground Zero, the awed Democratic pilgrim will see these words
inscribed above the exit: “Hope and Change”.
Of course, no visit to the Barack Hussein Obama Al Queda Victory
Mosque at Ground Zero would be a complete religious experience without
visiting JFK airport where from a special First Amendment protected
area, one can spit upon American soldiers returning from Afghanistan.
Afterwards, the faithful Dem can purchase a special postcard addressed
to a fallen US soldier’s family depicting a US soldier’s body being
torn apart by faithful Muslims. By signing this card and sending it,
the Victory of 9/11 can be made more complete, Inshallah.