On Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:25:18 -0400, "mmc" wrote:


"Happy" wrote in message
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"Happy" wrote in message
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I have often wondered why it is that the conservatives are called the
"right" and the liberals are called the "left."

By chance stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:


"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool
to the left."

---Ecclesiastes 10:2


And now you know!


Years ago I attended a Penticostal Church with about 95% black
congregation, The paster used to get on the dildo subject every other
sunday, he would tell the ladys to go home and toss'um out in the
trash...I had never heard of a dildo, didn't know that it was even a
option...??? WTH, Just a country boy raised in church, later I found out
he was tapping a few of the ladies in the congregation. AH I thought? he
knew what he was doing...and I'm much older and wiser for the experience.
Many men have held the bible in one hand and dick in the other...there's a
few versus in the old testament about using the ole tool...


You seem to have a starange fixation with penises.

Notice they had a paster instead of a pastor.

Suppose he's an expert in glue.