"Jim" wrote in message
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Dear Ms. DePlume,

Please respond to this post by calling me a moron, liar and racist.
Be it understood that your reply to this post will also apply to every
posting to rec.boats for the date in the placeholder subject line.
This will ensure that at least one post to rec.boats initiated on this
day will meet the minimum usenet intelligence standards for the day.

Thank you for making rec.boats a better place.

Jim - Keeper of The Rec.Boats Flame.

NOTE: This is an auto-generated daily posting with the sole purpose of
raising the quality of rec.boats postings.
Auto-generation began when the low-quality limit switch was hit.
It will be discontinued upon the return of DePlume from her vacation, or
release of the low-quality limit switch, whichever comes first.
Solicitations, advertising, and left/right-wing *panhandling prohibited*.


"panhandling prohibited"???
That won't go over well with the Lt Colonel. He lives to beg, bum,
panhandle every penny he can.