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John H wrote:
On Aug 10, 10:54 am, "YukonBound" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

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On Mon, 09 Aug 2010 23:55:46 -0400, Larry wrote:
YukonBound wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
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...so I assume it's true.
Before Chelsea's wedding ................
Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom, so
she asked Chelsea... "Have you had sex with Marc yet?"
"Well...," Chelsea said.... "Not according to Dad"
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John H
Nice way to talk about another man's daughter!
You are quite the slimeball Johnny.
He'll never get it.
I'll have to agree that his stupidity isn't pretend.
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John H

I fully understand your pathetic attempt at a joke and what it referred to.
Why bring his daughter into it... especially from someone like you who likes
to give the appearance that you have concern for your own daughters.


You are probably the most dense person I've witnessed.

The joke was about the father, dummy. Now get off your computer. You
just continuously make a fool of yourself. I don't like calling names,
as you know, but Don, you're really a dumb ****.


At bedtime on 49 wedding anniversaries Jack pleaded with his wife if she
would orally service his "member."
She always responded, "Oh, no Jack, I can't do that. You wouldn't
respect me any more."
He would always answer "Darling, you know I love you and would think no
less of you."
But she always demurred.
And so it went for 49 years.
On their 50th anniversary, Jack was in poor health, but that night
he tried again.
"Darling, it's our 50th anniversary, and it might be our last. Please
do this for me.'
His dear wife again said, "Oh, no Jack, I can't do that. You wouldn't
respect me any more."
Jack again said "Darling, you know I love you and would think no less of
you."
This time might be his last chance, so he kept pleading and pleading
with promises of undying love.
Loving him so much, she finally relented and did as he asked.
They lay back on the bed and the phone on Jack's night table rang.
He answered it, listened briefly, and shoving it in his wife's face,
said to her, "Here. It's for you, cocksucker."

What's the moral of this story?
Whether you call him Jack or John, insincerity and sleaze always shows
its colors in the end.

Jim - I love parables.