....wanting to be, even for a minute:

flajim
larry (dan krueger, bob, whatever)
jack
loogy
topbass
GC
Canuck
Frogbreath

Talk about a bad trip... :) An episode as one of those losers
probably would be enough to get one committed to a mental hospital.

Even the right-wing ID spoofers here don't want to be themselves. They'd
rather be... *me* or Don White or Ms. Plume. Anything but themselves
because...they have such little lives of no consequence
they'd rather try to pretend to be someone else.

And they don't even succeed at that.

Poor little twerps. :(