On Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:22:20 -0400, "mmc" wrote:

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days...

So, when the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish
sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

the only polish sausage i'm interested in is mine

HAHAHAHA!!