John H wrote:
...be totally satisfied with their commander in chief.

The first could be Obama's "Medal of Restraint".

""Past administrations have put too much emphasis on killing," a Pentagon
spokesperson told reporters Tuesday. "To win over your enemy, it sometimes takes
more courage to run or be killed."

That is a dilly.
There already reports of the Islamic Fanatics shooting at our guys,
dropping their weapons behind a wall etc and walking past them. Can't
shoot him even though everyone knows he just shot one, of our guys.
I can hear the command now everyone retreat, they are shooting at us. We
mustn't intimidate them.

http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/...0ca4cfb970c-pi

His desire to allow openly gay men and women to serve in the military.

"According to sources inside the Pentagon, changes to be implemented include
adding choreography to marching regimens, equipping all dorms with double-wide
bunks, new fitted uniforms in seasonal color palettes, the installation of hot
tubs, and more.

In a potentially controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the formation of
a new all-gay, all male company tentatively named "69th Fighting Sodomites."
Sources credit the creation of the 69th to House member Barney Frank, who has
reportedly been working "very hard and very closely" with gay Pentagon
officials."

http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/...f961970b-500wi

I got this from the internet, so it's as true as anything a liberal would come
up with.