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Default If Nom wuz ma gurlfrin

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On Tue, 6 Jul 2010 01:16:00 -0400, I am Tosk
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In article b6350b1f-8400-4a68-8fdc-
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Please Nom, do not take this personally, it is merely the idea of a
hoity toity lib and a redneck together that is funny. I still think
Nom is actually HK in drag.
I'd buy her that "Drill Here, Drill Now" T-shirt.
Hell, I'd pay fer her to get it tattooed on her rear (I really hate
tattoos)
I'd take all my old tires, paint em white an put em along the driveway
up to her trailer.
I'd buy her one o them Boiled P-nut kits
Buy her a subscription to Field and Stream


Oh, boiled peanuts... I tried them once, ate about three and tossed the
rest, almost tossed my cookies... Yech, just blows me away what those
southerners will frekin' eat. I guess if you can fit it in a pot, it's
ok.. Uncivilized if you ask me


Were they freshly boiled or canned? They're good when freshly boiled, but I
don't like them from a can or other package.


Fresh boiled, served fresh at a roadside stand...

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