Here are the responses (there were no new posts) from the newsgroup
bimbo for one day. Nothing was added and nothing was omitted. This is
what an alleged attorney posts in a BOATING newsgroup in one 24 hour
period.

Add it to your CV, N=D=P, your prospective employers will love it.

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I hope your computer wasn't infected by the virus on the linked page.
Clearly, something has affected your tiny brain.
Why don't you tell us how you didn't lie again... LIAR

You're right! I don't know. Why don't you click on it and let us know!
Let me know when the slapping I'm giving you gets old.

Well, his name is O'Bama. Definitely Irish/Kenyan.

Hey Froggie... don't take this personally... you're an idiot.

Yes, you're dumb and a racist.

Interestingly, I'm not particularly liberal... certainly not fiscally.

No need to blame anyone but you; you're congenitally stupid.

When they were handing out brains, you thought they said stains, and you
already had one.

Ohh... like Hoover and the Great Depression. You're such an impressive
idiot.

It was in your breakfast cereal.

He's coming for your guns. I just got the message!!! Hide now!!

Yes, your response was dumb, but we were expecting that.

We are the normal people. Do you belong to the dumber-than-dirt group?


I don't understand. It was about morals... the Puritan thing. I don't
think taxes were mentioned in that movie.

Yep... thanks George W. Bush and (Dick) Cheney!

You're really a one-trick idiot aren't you..

Yet you're the expert. I defer to you. Why don't you call me Polly again
if it makes you feel more like a man.

Has anything worked?

I don't consider Faux News news. So, my statement is actually a fact.

You're an idiot. Maybe you hated your mom, I don't know, but I don't
think Obama hated his.

In most cases they say imitation is flattery. In your case, they say,
"Jack's stupid."

Yes, you're a stalker. Are you trying to make a different point (from
the one on the top of your head)?
Do let me know when the slapping you're getting from me starts to sting.


Weee... you really can't handle it can you! Lol

You're not clever like a moron. ~snerk~

I'm sure you believe that... poor little man...

Ummm.... his mother is, wait for it, WHITE!

Yeah right. You're a liar. You can't even answer a simple question from
one of your bros. You're a loser.

A cite for "I'm not is "bro"?? What the heck are you ranting about?
You're both morons. You asked him a direct (and dumb, obvious) question,
and he refused to answer.

This sounds like you wrote it, and it sums up the Obama presidency
pretty well.

Really? You wouldn't have guessed even when you extract similar things
from your butt on a daily basis? Oh wait... you haven't yet extracted
your head from your butt, so I guess you're right.

?? We know you're brainless, but try and get your scramble sorted out...

We're all waiting for you to prove your head isn't up your butt...

It's betting than bleeding 700K+ per month. Of course, you'd rather see
the census working unemployed and people continue to be so disheartened
that they don't even bother to look for work. How's that lack of
compassion workin out for you. Why don't you lie some more. You've got
Palin as a role model.

Good grief! Not only are you stupid, but you have built-in Turret's
Stupid Syndrome.

When you're a racist like you, you fit right in with your fellow KKKers.

Obama crabbed the wheel because Bush/Cheney were asleep in the back
after their 8-year long love affair with destroying the economy.
Welcome to the You Are Stupid Awards.

Hurry and dig your post hole in the backyard of your double-wide. Be
sure to hide your guns, because Obama is coming for them.
FYI: You're an idiot.

The cold realization is that you're a moron.

Yes, we know you don't know what Turret's Syndrome is and you're too
dumb to look it up.

I think you and he are more like this guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqCD5...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqCD5cK2Bh8&feature=related

That's because you're in the second category!

No. You're just an idiot.

I'm the one who awarded it to Nuckles, but I think you're a strong second.

"If you recall"??? Recall from what... you're pea-brain delusions?
You're really, really stupid!

No. Me calling you and him racists. FYI, you're a dummy.

Sorry, but I have no balls. But of course, neither do you. Keep hacking
away... eventually you'll be lacking another appendage.

I note that you're an idiot and a liar. So far, I note that you haven't
disproved it.

As usual, you're an idiot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaganomics

I bet you believe in the tooth fairy also.

Woooo... you certainly have some anger problems. What sad, poor little
man trapped in your trailer.

You're also known for excessive stupidity.

You're a liar. You don't "feel" for anyone. You're a foul-mouth idiot.
The good news is that you're banned from entering our great country.

Wow... you and Jack should stop rooming together.

In reality, you're an idiot.

You and Jack are the ones who are hacking around in an area normally
reserved for balls. Fortunately, even with your combined IQs, you're
unable to find a sharp knife.

Don't bother going to the post office. Your subsistence check from the
local KKK isn't there yet.

And, 7800 lbs. I didn't realize you're such an expert re menopause. Does
that mean you no longer need your tampons?

We know your about "solutions" to problems. Your hero tried it in the
mid-40s in Germany.

Removed from office? Is that what happens when someone isn't reelected?
I suggest you vote for whomever is the KKK nominee.

Nice word...thanks!

Dummy.... the President doesn't print money. Try and look it up....

Yes, you're obviously stupid. Sorry to stress you out!

Face it, you're an idiot.

Yet again, you're barely smart enough to breathe. Is there some reason
why people might think you're a woman??

Yes, you're a dumb racist. I notice you haven't disavowed your KKK
affiliation.

And, you have lots of experience with things up your butt, apparently.

Ah, you're an idiot! I smothered him with my considerable weight, now up
to 8300 lbs. as of this morning.

Don't start lying. We know you're a welfare recipient. Why don't you
call me some other names if it makes you feel better about your situation.

Whooo... you're dumb and it shows.

Fortunately, you two are perfectly matched... dumb and dumber.

We know you're just plain dumb. The world isn't more or less round. It's
more or less spherical. It's actually an oblique spheroid.

If nothing else, it's highly dysfunctional and delusional.

Is there a pill for stupidity? If so, you should pay whatever it costs
and eat a couple of dozen.

I don't know. I do know that despite the lawyers that practice
"ambulance chasing" (and I think that's really overblown - I know many
personal injury lawyers myself and they're pretty decent people), most
lawyers are not like this. The typical case involves actual damages plus
3x pain and suffering. That's the award. The lawyer's cut at settlement
or decision is 30-40%, which includes payment for their time and court
costs, both of which can be significant.
You rail on personal injury lawyers and workers comp lawyers, as though
they're all corrupt. And, that's not even close to true. I'm certain
that 99% or higher percentage of honest and hardworking. Yes, they get
paid good money. So do MBAs (I have one of those also), so do doctors,
dentists, and most other professionals (notable exception - teachers -
must be those terribly strong unions).
I suspect you don't know what happened with the "woman" on her cell or
how much pain she incurred. Are you psychic?
Sure, frivolous suits should cost the lawyers and clients. No argument.
Sure, TV ads for lawyers should not be allowed (is that a free speech
issue - perhaps the FCC needs to get involved, since they clearly censor
some speech on public airwaves?). Politicians have been lawyers since
the beginning of both professions.. certainly a high percentage of the
signers of the Declaration were both.
As to the "don't call the insurance company" first thing... the
insurance companies want to settle for the minimum, but they want to
settle. It costs them money to go to court, to prove someone's faking.
You can just as easily blame them, but I don't see you doing that.

Well, I it sounds like she thought that was an option. People refuse
medical help all the time. Sometimes that right, sometimes wrong. Again,
how did you know she wasn't actually hurt? If I were her attorney (I
don't practice that sort of law), I would tell her to get treated.

Are you advocating banning mail advertising also? I'm not sure how you
expect the system to work.

Perhaps instead of walking away, you should have asked her if she was
ok? Sometimes injuries aren't obvious. Again, rail all you want, but the
typical sort of response some make is... just wait, you'll see.

You're going to claim we should go back to a 3 mph society to solve our
current problems? I would imagine that 200 years ago, there was perhaps
one or two lawyers in the general area.

So, someone called the paramedics. They are trained to evaluate a
person's condition. Typically, if they have any doubt they recommend a
hospital visit via ambulance.

I think you should put the Drill here, Drill now bumper sticker on your
head. At least nothing would get spilled if someone drilled.

I'm sorry, but she's now claiming it was taken out of context.

Yes, there are always a few morons around....

If I were your GF, I would immediately kill myself.

I was thinking Nucky, but ok.