On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:02:33 -0600, Canuck57 wrote:

On 12/06/2010 11:07 AM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:12:47 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

But she keeps 'em coming back!

Like mosquitoes and black flies.

Speaking of flies...

Subject: Texas visitor ( You gotta love Texas )

A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was trying
to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovered the cowboy was from
President Bush's home area, 'Bama started to belittle him by talking in a fake
southern drawl and using single syllable words.

As he was doing that, 'Bama kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around
his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but
I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back
end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops
and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"


"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this
country to call their president a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them
flies, though."