"scooter" wrote in message
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On 5/5/2010 12:19 AM, nom=de=plume wrote:
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On Tue, 04 May 2010 21:35:45 -0400,
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A golfer was in a serious but stable condition in hospital last night
after falling 30m down a cliff while looking for his golfball.

The guy misses a basic concept. If you ball is out in "X", just tee up
another one and hit it. Life is too short to waste time looking for
golf balls. They are 30 cents apiece at Walmart.


I know this is off-topic for this thread, but my niece just me an IM that
reads, "If you get a math problem that asks you to find X, draw a circle
around the X and write, "X is here" with an arrow. Some kid!


That's special.


I told her to make sure and actually work the problem, and her response
was... well, duhhhh Auntie, duhhh...