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John H[_2_] John H[_2_] is offline
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Default Secret to a long marriage.

The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage.

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Boston, they have weekly husband's marriage
seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some
insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these
years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her
nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the
25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the
husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th
anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, "I'ma gonna go pick her up."

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John H

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