Found: Loogy's Boat
anon-e-moose wrote:
hk wrote:
On 4/5/10 1:37 PM, Loogypicker wrote:
On Apr 5, 1:22 pm, wrote:
On 4/5/10 1:07 PM, Loogypicker wrote:
You DO have a bad memory. Please show me where I've ever stated I was
going to "come up there and assault you". Said I was going to drop by
for a visit. Soon enough, old boy, tickets are on the counter.
I'll make sure there is fresh media in the recorders...
Good! Make a copy for everyone here to watch, okay? They'll all get a
good laugh at you!
Remember, if you actually show up here and make any sort of aggressive
gesture, I (and the law) will consider that assault. If you go beyond
that and attempt to *force* your way inside the house, well, *that*
is a
serious felony in Maryland. It's called "home invasion."
Ooh, I'm frightened. Do you ever leave your house? To, say, go to the
Apple store in Annapolis Mall???
Keep in mind you were not invited, you will not be welcomed, and if you
behave badly, it likely will turn out very badly...for you.
Who said I was going to "behave badly"?
I can see it now...the idiot rings the doorbell...I say, "Who is it?"
Loogy says "Loogy," and I say "Bye."
Yeah, sure, that's how it will play out.....
What do *you* think will happen, Loogy? I have no interest in meeting
you, shaking your hand, talking to you. You'll get a "bye-bye" from
me, and if you don't leave right away, I'll simply call the sheriff or
one of his deputies, who lives about a half mile away.
Now, if you get aggressive, it will end differently.
So...what do you think will happen, Loogy?
Elucidate.
Loogie. He'sw gotcha. The only thing you can do now is make him defend
his honor. Challenge him to a duel.
What if these 2 libs killed each other in a duel?
Probably be page 14 news.
Jim - Suggesting pillows as the weapon of choice. Death by feather
ingestion.
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