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On 3/30/10 10:56 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:57:14 -0400,
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RNC expense report renews criticism about Steele's spendin

Look at the bright side. Every dollar they squander on titty dancers
and 4 star hotels can't be used to buy anti Obama ads.

Andy Borowitz sez:

March 30, 2010
In Turnabout, Michael Steele Calls Same-sex Unions “Incredibly Hot”
GOP Chairman Changes Positions

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In what appears to be a reversal of a
long-standing GOP position, RNC chair Michael Steele said today that he
considered same-sex unions "incredibly hot, especially when the girls
are getting it on in a glass case."

When asked if his comment meant that the GOP now favored same-sex
marriage, Mr. Steele clarified his position: "If we're talking about two
hot lesbian girls simulating marriage in a glass case, yes, I am very
much into that sort of thing."

Mr. Steele denied that he had changed positions on same-sex union issue,
but added, “There’s nothing wrong with changing positions if you like
the new one better.”

The GOP chairman could not be reached for further comment, as a
spokesman for Mr. Steele said he was all tied up.

Other Republicans were critical, however, about the GOP chairman’s
authorizing close to $2000 for a night out at a Los Angeles sex club,
including Sen. John Ensign (R-Nevada): "Why spend that kind of money for
something you can see in my office for free?"

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Conservatives - just pretend Obama's health care legislation is another
unnecessary war and you'll feel better about it.