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John Herring John Herring is offline
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On Mar 5, 10:01*am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Mar 5, 12:51*pm, wrote:

On Fri, 05 Mar 2010 06:46:14 -0500, Harry
wrote:


...is the girl?


http://tinyurl.com/ycpsnzz


Is the dark haired one Italian?


For some strange and idiotic reason, Harry and JPS equate femininity
with hair length. A walk down Castro St. would enlighten them.


Oh, I beg to differ. Guys with mullets are perhaps the most verile
looking creatures on the planet. Mrs. Herring agrees.

I was checking out a mulleted guy at the gun show a few weeks back.
He looked like Texas Ranger only older, deeply ruddy skin. He I
think that's when I developed the aneurysm in my ballsack. My wood
was so stiff I coulda cleaned out my 30.06 if I had a rag and some
oil.

Left the gun show to head down to Walmart, where they had some Chinese
rubbing oil and recycled rags that came from US. They were repurposed
as gun rags in China, having been impregnated with lead and cadmium
for added firepower. Picked up some Chinese dog food while there
too. Communists make the best dog food. Didn't have enough room on
my Bank of China credit card so I paid in cash.

Don't let them lib *******s food you, they're so much worse than the
Chinese Communists. Damned libs are trying to shove health care down
our throats and up our butts. What kind of assholes demand that you
remain healthy? It's my god given right to carry disease and
aneurysms as I damned well please.

The Herring