"Jack" wrote in message
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On Feb 24, 4:33 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"D.Duck" wrote in message

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Steve wrote:
On 24-Feb-2010, John H wrote:

Rules for Kickin' Ass

Rules for the Non-Military

Make sure you read #13

Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our
great
nation
has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a
few
of
the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during
the
playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in
protest -
kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of
respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly
pull
them
aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they
bask
in
every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans
made
to make
this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks
their ass.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
Wearing
battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that
you
used to
be 'Special Forces'.
Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were
seven
years
old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them,
'Do
you fly
a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance
deserves
an
ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military',
inform
them of their mistake - and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get
on
your
damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart.
Quietly
thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her -
of
course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe
ass-kicking.

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying
it!
If
she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your
ass!

10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*),
'Squid'
(*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of
endearment
we use
describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you
have
not
earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked..

11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military,
support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
religious
holiday
that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are
literally
thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home
wishing
they
could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the
sacrifices they
make every day. Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.

12. 'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom
of
the
press.'

'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of
speech.'

'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the
freedom
to
demonstrate.'

'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,
and
whose
coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the
flag.'

AND ONE MO

13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish -
KICK
THEIR
ASS.

BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO whistlewhistlewhistle stomping feet stomping feet
BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO whistlewhistlewhistle stomping feet stomping feet
BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO whistlewhistlewhistle stomping feet stomping feet
BRAVO! BRAVO!

What you have illuminated is that most "Americans" are deficient
lardasses,
and you pointed out where the work gets done while the majority whine
for
more handouts, ignorantly thinking they come from "the government."

It's ashame the abuse John will take for posting the "13".

Right. Because there are no patriotic Americans (some who aren't even
citizens) who speak Spanish as a first language, who fight in our wars.
It's
nice to know who to put in the camps when you wackos get into power
(never).

--
Nom=de=Plume

Plum, you ignorant slut. Those "wackos" are the only reason *you*
don't salute to a Japanese, German, or Russian flag right now.

Don't you forget it.

As usual, you're full of it. You're an ignorant jerk who would rather wave
the flag and hate some group of people than actually look at facts. You're
one of the wackos and you're certainly not very patriotic.

--
Nom=de=Plume