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Default Rules for Happiness

On Jan 23, 1:24*pm, John H wrote:
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!

* * * * 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
* * * * * * *who cooks from time to
* * * * * * *time, cleans up, and has a job.

* * * * 2. It's important
* * * * * *to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

* * * * 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
* * * * * *and who doesn't lie to you.

* * * * 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
* * * * and who likes to be with you.

* * * * 5. It's very, very important that these four women do
* * * * * * not know each other or ever meet.

* * * * Signed
* * * * * * * * Tiger Woods

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"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in others." (Unknown)

John H


LOL!