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I am Tosk

In article ,
says...

On Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:11:57 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Jan 21, 9:32*pm, I am Tosk wrote:
In article a7e2a13b-5983-4b34-851d-a8f9ceafaf2d@
36g2000yqu.googlegroups.com, says...

On Jan 21, 5:31 pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

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On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:19:59 -0800, "Bill McKee"
wrote:

"John H" wrote in message
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This will certify that John Leo Herring has not smoked cigarettes for
nine years, three weeks, six days, 16 hours, and 1 minute. This has
resulted in 165733 cigarettes not smoked, saving $24,860.01 and a
great reduction in his Global Warming Carbon Dioxide Footprint.
Furthermore, this will provide him an additional 1 year, 30 weeks, 1
day, 11 hours, and 5 minutes to spend his daughters' inheritance.

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

So you are one of those cutting in to my MO dividends.

I reckon. But, I'm making it up by eating Mayonnaise. Don't they have
an interest there also?
--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

Not anymore. They spun off Kraft. So thanks for that money.- Hide quoted text -

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I haven't touched any mayo nor a salt shaker since the beginning of
the year.

Don't mis 'em either

As I am sitting here with the kid eating fried chicken and blue cheese
dressing

Scotty

Yo u-u-u-u-u SKAIK!

?;^ Q

You're right, that was a downright ****ty thing to do. I'll bet they
were chicken wings, too. Mostly nothing but crispy, spiced skin with
the gooooood hot sauce, dipped in that creamy good blue cheese
dressing with the big chunks of blue cheese. Oh man. My wife's
allergic to blue cheese. Sure wish I was. It would make life so much
easier.

Nope, drumsticks.. I can strip 'em in one fell swoop of the tooth!

Scotty