On Jan 22, 10:11*pm, Don White wrote:
Where men are men, woman are ugly, and the sheep are nervous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

Thats what they used to say about Wyoming in the early 80s when men
outnumbered women there 10 to 1.

A young guy goes to work on a drilling rig waaaaaaay in the middle of
nowhere in WY and he can only get to town every 8 weeks. After a
couple of weeks, he asks an older hand "What do you do when you get
horny way out here". The older guiy spits some tobbaco and says,
"well, we just go out yonder and git us one o' them sheep". The kid
says "No way all you would laugh at me" so he just gets hornier.
After a couple more weeks he cant stand it no more so he chases a
sheep down and goes at it only to look back at the rig where all the
hands are laughing at him. He stomps back to the rig fuming yellin
"Y'all said you wouldn't laugh at me". The older guy says "Yeah but
you didn't even pick a purty one"

So, why do cowboys wear their their pants tucked into their boots?
So they can tuck a sheeps leg in each boot when they're ****in it.