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John H[_12_] John H[_12_] is offline
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On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:32:04 -0500, Bruce wrote:

John H wrote:
This will certify that John Leo Herring has not smoked cigarettes for
nine years, three weeks, six days, 16 hours, and 1 minute. This has
resulted in 165733 cigarettes not smoked, saving $24,860.01 and a
great reduction in his Global Warming Carbon Dioxide Footprint.
Furthermore, this will provide him an additional 1 year, 30 weeks, 1
day, 11 hours, and 5 minutes to spend his daughters' inheritance.


Excellent! How long did you smoke?


Only 39 years. Started when I was 17. Really stupid. Our high school
basketball team had just come in second in the regional championships.
In other words, we lost. So we all went out, bought some beer and
cigarettes and learned how to smoke. Really stupid.
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John H

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