Just for the Record...
John H wrote:
This will certify that John Leo Herring has not smoked cigarettes for
nine years, three weeks, six days, 16 hours, and 1 minute. This has
resulted in 165733 cigarettes not smoked, saving $24,860.01 and a
great reduction in his Global Warming Carbon Dioxide Footprint.
Furthermore, this will provide him an additional 1 year, 30 weeks, 1
day, 11 hours, and 5 minutes to spend his daughters' inheritance.
Excellent! How long did you smoke?
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