On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 11:13:09 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article , naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

BAR wrote:

I will tell you now that I, as a non-union member, bargain with my
employer each year


I saw the memo...you're on the lay-off list. Your company is cutting
deadwood.

The severance package is pretty good, I would get about 6 months in jail.
I could take a few months off then go find another guy to love me. My
skills are in demand as a tooth picker. Glad I cleared that up.