A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend, Amanda. After having
great sex, Amanda spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles --
something she loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Amanda, why do you
love doing that to me?"
"Because...," she smiled, "I miss mine.."
(And now, the rest of the story...
http://tinyurl.com/y9cxt34 )