"Gfretwell" wrote in message
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Considering how poorly we pay Coast Guard people, you could probably buy
an
expert witness in return for a gift certificate to the nearest
Bennigan's.

If the teenager on the local RIB is an expert I am a professor. At 6 years
(65-71) I have more time in the USCG than most of the guys at Station Ft
Myers.


Great, as long as the judge is inclined to not consider the accused to be
biased. Circular reasoning, but hey...that's what judges do. :-)