TopBassDog wrote:
On Dec 26, 11:55 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message

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Why not just make flyers strip and issue hospital gowns and booties?
They can pick up their clothes at the arrival point.
What's the big deal?
They can modify the hospital gowns so your ass isn't in the wind.
Maybe go to a trousers and shirt kind.
Let everybody carry 20 bucks aboard to buy stuff from the plane gedunk
in case they just have to have a Snickers or a Coca-Cola.
Crew can organize prayer sessions (multi-denomination), group
sing-alongs and charade games to keep folks busy while in the air.
Those who want to can just watch a movie.
What's the problem here? Why aren't they doing this?
No more long security waits at the airport, and you can reduce costs
by eliminating most of the TSA personnel.
Be more fun flying too. An adventure every time.
Looks doable to me. I must add though, that I don't fly.
What say you fliers?
--Vic
I'd rather die see some people naked.

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Nom=de=Plume

"I'd rather die see some people naked"

D'Plume. I would never call you "average."

Hell no. She's a fairy tale princess the way she tells it. And smart
too, plenty smart. But honestly, I think she has visions of us all naked
and can't make up her mind as to which one of us she is going to ravage
first. Try not to gag when you process that thought.